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I got my new camera. It is officially the coolest thing on planet earth and exactly what I wanted. The best feature is it can automatically...

Online shopping. Is there nothing it can't do? I bought a bathing suit. From Sears, $20. One thing done. Here it is: I am thinking a...

I've lost weight recently. Someone at work yesterday said I looked "thin" with perhaps a bit too much surprise in her voice, b...

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Well, I thought it was called battle of the bands. Turns out there was no battle. Last night I went to Sneaky Dee's for this band lo...

I was at a restaurant tonight and saw poutine on the menu and ordered it. I haven't eaten this in years as: it's fattening the gravy...

I am spent, a shell, the husk of what I was once. I am fragile and you are hungry. Consume me. Feed on me. Take me apart. Tear off my legs a...