Monday, June 6, 2011

National "Kick Adam In the Nuts" Day

Well today is apparently national "kick Adam in the nuts" day. I wish I had of known; I would have dressed for the occasion.

I went to my doctor who has disappeared for some reason. 6 weeks ago he didn't show up to work, his diploma is still on the wall, all his stuff is there, but no doctor. So I saw his replacement (temporary??) who said I can't eat three hours before bed or I could have the food come back up when I lie down and choke to death on my own vomit.

He also said I needed to lose weight and that people start developing lung cancer around 45 so I have ten years to quit smoking or die.

We laughed, and laughed.

1 comment:

warmoil said...

Adam: You did not state why you went to the doctor...specific concern or general physical...I suggest you get yourself a new doctor and have your files transferred and have a general overall assessment....Ask you friends who they recommend and see if those doctors will take new patients....