There are some things that occur every year like clockwork, as anyone who knows me will tell you.
Every year at the end of the year, I look at my statment of earnings and say "where the Hell did all that go???"
Every year before my cruise I start trying like mad to lose weight.
Every year on my birthday I wonder how the Hell I got this old and where my life is going.
I'm pleased to say this year things are better in most respects.
The negative one, the weight issue, I plan to get around by using a series of David Copperfield like illusions and a pocket full of firecrackers that I can throw to distract people when I take off my shirt.
But as far as being old, I have a new 27 year old hottie stopping by my place and that's never a bad thing.
As far as money, this year I bought a house, bought all new furniture, paid off two credit card debts I have had for 10 years, and paid off half of my one remaining card. Oh and paid for a 10 day vacation in Miami in January. I would say that's all pretty good.
So while I go work on my illusion skills, things are pretty alright.