This bird was in the parking lot at the mall. It looks like a duck of some kind, but nothing I've ever seen before. I'm assuming this plainer one is the female, male to follow. UPDATE: This is a redhead goose.
Oh, and a special mention to Conner at Boardwalk Bar who made my day yesterday a little bit brighter. Yes, strippers, the answer to, and cause of, all life's problems.