My clothes are melting.
I've never seen anything like it before.
You know how on a hot day, if you have a nap when you wake up your clothes are all wrinkled and it looks like you slept in them? Well it's so hot out, that happens here when I sit down in a chair for 30 seconds. I stand up and it looks like I've drug my shirt out from underneath a sleeping dog.
This ain't good.
I'm going out to meet Alberto's friends tonight, I can hear them now, "And who's this homeless tramp you've brought?"
What kind of clothes won't wrinkle????
If only I had remembered to bring my thong bikini!