I haven't been porn blogging in like forever. Maybe I'll give it up.
In unrelated news check this out. It's an amazing blog from Josh Kilmer-Purcell who may be my favourite author. The first post to read is this one where me mentions after they moved in it started to rain and the next day they noticed a tiny spot on the ceiling.
Then they had only a mattress left as everything was water damaged and every time it rained they'd turn the mattress on it's side, cover it in plastic and sleep separately. Now here's their hallway.
Seriously it's hilarious, check it out.
Also go here and check out this site for the book "Not quite what I was planning: Six Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure". Legend has it that Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” Last year, SMITH Magazine re-ignited the recountre by asking our readers for their own six-word memoirs. They sent in short life stories in droves, from the bittersweet (“Cursed with cancer, blessed with friends”) and poignant (“I still make coffee for two”) to the inspirational (“Business school? Bah! Pop music? Hurrah”) and hilarious (“I like big butts, can’t lie”).
Write your own six word memoir and send it to me or post it here.
Some other guys: "Loved God, Men. Didn't choose God."
These are addictive.
"Cinderella story, only edgier, more subplots"
"he wore dresses, this caused messes."
"All my stuff is in storage."
This is hard.
When will this stuff be easier?