My pretend boyfriend is John Caffrey from Toronto band Kids On TV. He is sex on legs.
I received an ad in the mail for the upcoming play "The Needle Exchange" at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre, which I won tickets for at the silent auction at the Archives dinner. Glancing at the ad, I remembered listening to Proud FM on Friday. They were discussing strange things found on the subway and one woman called in to say she had found a picture of a penis. The host mentioned how strange it would be if you recognized the penis and handed the photos back to the guy and everyone had a good laugh.
So when I got the ad with the bum on it, I thought how funny it would be if I recognized the bum. And as I looked closer, I saw part of a tattoo on the guy's arm. A tattoo of a cassette tape. And I realized the bum belongs to John Caffrey!
I went on the theatre's website and found 2 huge high quality shots and got 11x14" prints of them and a t-shirt made of the main image. So I plan on going to the show with these huge prints and the t-shirt and maybe getting an authograph or being exposed as a crazy stalker and dragged right out of the theatre. Either way, I'll be happy.


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