Well, my camera is in the shop so expect many great pictures in the near future. I'm trying to work out how best to fill the void here, I figure porn is a surefire hit. I have the perfect picture of a naked lady in mind but finding her is proving difficult. How the heck do straight people surf for porn? Thousands of pop-ups are driving me mad.
I had a dream two nights ago, I don't remember many details but I was having sex with Neil Patrick Harris. I've never been into him so it's a bit strange.
I'm reading a typed-out version of the Harry Potter book, and it's got many spelling mistakes. "Harry shit the door" was the best.