Friday, July 20, 2007

Expect great things

Well, my camera is in the shop so expect many great pictures in the near future. I'm trying to work out how best to fill the void here, I figure porn is a surefire hit. I have the perfect picture of a naked lady in mind but finding her is proving difficult. How the heck do straight people surf for porn? Thousands of pop-ups are driving me mad.

I had a dream two nights ago, I don't remember many details but I was having sex with Neil Patrick Harris. I've never been into him so it's a bit strange.
The Braves had Brian McCann statue night and I've got my ebay bid in, wish me luck.
I'm reading a typed-out version of the Harry Potter book, and it's got many spelling mistakes. "Harry shit the door" was the best.

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