My top 5 movies: (with download links)
1 - Beautiful Thing
2 - Hedwig and the Angry Inch
3 - Field of Dreams
4 - The Sound of Music
5 - Schindler's List - when Ralph Fiennes pisses in the toilet, I get an erection
Top 5 things that are the bane of my existence:
1 - Popcorn seasonings - What happened to butter and salt? Anyone who likes dill pickle popcorn should be shot.
2 - Shaving
3 - Fags who protest pornography
4 - The fact that I can't find a torrent for "The Golden Palace"
5 - The nude Nick Lachey pictures haven't been released yet